It was during a mission in Libya where i found this phone top of its range.
While I was surrounded from all sides by pitchfork wielding ninjas, and all hope lost, I grabbed my JCB Toughphone Sitemaster TP802 and dodging a near blow to the face accidentally dropped it from a 2 meter height, thank god it was designed for that.
The phone laser blinded half of my opponents, this was the perfect weapon. A few of the cheeky ninjas used water guns and threw dirt, luckily this phone is resistant. All was complete. One ninja left. I tied him up and then asked him who his leader was. He replied "I'll blue tooth it to you" trying to find a fault in the amazing weapon of destruction, unfortunately for him.....THIS PHONE HAS BLUETOOTH!
A day later I was drinking tea and eating scones with the queen. Mission complete.